HAUSMAN COMEDY: Guestbook

Jory

July 24, 2009

I'm actually signing your guest book. In a thousand years, computer archeologists will wonder why.

Dawn Snay

June 17, 2009

Please explain the cow

Vera Genter

June 12, 2009

Your jokes are even funnier then Jerry's singing.

Susan Cook formerly Susan Lindsay

May 2, 2009

WOW..just cked out your website!
Looks like you are having a ball...
I am coming home in October..hope you are having a show then..I'd love to see you.
Do you have children? From the pics, it looked like you did?
Still have COCO?...wow...
My Gator passed in 2005.
Great to see you again!
Sue Cook, formerly Sue Lindsay.
PS...Got Tom's GOSPEL TRAIN CD.
..great.

Dave Kanyan

April 26, 2009

great show at the Maezzaluna guys.
Thanks for coming and putting on a great show!

steve eilenberg

April 17, 2009

laughed until I stopped!

joe pasko

April 3, 2009

I ate steak last night. I thought it tasted funny. A relative, perhaps?

LuAnn Santabarbara

February 26, 2009

Great site Marcy!!

Steve Smoller

January 26, 2009

The political tensions on the Korean peninsula are a growing cause for concern among western nations. NOTE: This entry is not trying to mock the Hausmans' known fetish for Chinese food (aka "Jewish Soul Food").

Mile Millar

January 11, 2009

Great site. Please check out my comedy blog!

SamsungLN46A650

January 11, 2009

Hi!

I've found your post to be very useful.
I'm your permanent reader now!

p.s. BTW, what happened to your site template? Or is it just my browser? :)

Dave Kanyan

December 9, 2008

great Job on the site guys!

Davin

December 2, 2008

I can't wait to work with you!

Joe Pontillo

November 15, 2008

This is the greatest website about Jon Hausman ever. Enjoyed reading your reviews. Gonna go chop one of my arms off now. See ya soon!

angry bob

November 15, 2008

great review - I love that Angry Bob chap as well...and actually have all my limbs (ask Jon about that one!!).

WOLFGANG FROM ZURICH

November 5, 2008

Hausman ist der most funny American - JA!!!

September 30, 2008

Dear Jokin Jonny MooCow,
I love pies and milkshakes. Do we have a future together?
Signed -
Farmboy

Michele

July 7, 2008

Awesome!!

Lisa

May 22, 2008

I hear you both kicked a** at The Laugh Factory. I wish I was there to have seen you. I'll catch you next time, when you're headlining.

Nora!

May 16, 2008

Lovely couple,very gracious,and EXTREMELY funny!If you get a chance to see them,GO!The website is extraordinary!

Sheryl Kaplan

April 21, 2008

Hi!
I am so impressed! I never knew that you both had it in you. I am definitely going to try and get to one of your shows very soon! (It was great seeing both of you the other night) Sheryl

Donna LaForest

April 18, 2008

There, I signed your stinkin' guestbook. Maybe I can get Kim Kardashian to sign it too, she's upset you don't know who she is.
P.S. thanks for all the guidance and encouragement from you and Marcy

sharon cole

April 8, 2008

Good stuff guys!

joe pasko

March 19, 2008

I knew Jon way back when he was just annoying, but not so funny.

Joe Pasko

March 19, 2008

In the immortal words of Hank Kimball, County Agent... well, these words aren't exactly immortal... actually they might already be dead... I thought I smelled something... yuh got a shovel, Mr. Douglas..??

Theresa Fitz

February 14, 2008

Just stopping by to say hello!

unknown

October 23, 2007

Jon, Charlie would not scare me normally but I heard his act.Are you afraid of the people in the mall who chase you trying to apply hand cream ? Or the people at the food court who assault you with chicken on a tooth pick ? These are the thoughts I had today at the mall. It was my pleasure to write. Debby L

phatt

August 17, 2007

Dis hear sum cul spase u got. My Spase not dis cool. Woo woo. Eneeways dids Iz tell yuz I hadza cats can on my chess? Da furs ting i lurndeid wuz yuz donts haz 2 brings yur own cat 2 yur cats can.

Eneewayz, da pikshue gots bak an dey sez imz a hartlez bassturd. or wuz it a aretlez bassturd?

AJ Hausman

August 5, 2007

21 yer old kat 4 sal chep! Woof woof......

Steve Smoller

July 31, 2007

This is a great site....clean and colorful, just like both of you!
BTW, who's that Steve Smoller guy you mentioned? He sounds terrific!

-Steve Smoller

shank

July 3, 2007

You're the best. No bribes needed!!

Michele Rooney

May 26, 2007

Did Mrs. Melius really write that statement? I had Mrs. Pogoda. You look cute as a moo cow. We have a stuffed cow that represents mad cow disease and when you squeeze it, it laughs uncontrollably-you are welcome to borrow it. Look forward to seeing you perform.Great site too.

Scott Dunklee

May 20, 2007

Jon if I see Mr. Moo Cow I'm going to a little Moo Cow tipping, and I don't mean with money either. By the way is the name Moo Cow Chinese and does he she like Moo Goo Gai Pan

carole deyoe

May 16, 2007

nice site- way better than mine, which, by the way, you can add to links!www.caroledeyoe.com

Judith Clements

May 16, 2007

Just check out the site again. It looks great. Love your description of me. Now I have to GET BACK TO WORK.
xxx

GWB@whitehouse.com

May 11, 2007

The e-mail from that raghead Ahmadinejad is clearly fake. He doesn't hire Jews. I'll have a talk with my staff, because frankly I'm not sure if I do either. Condi sure looks odd to me, but I don't think she's "keeping kosher", if you know what I mean. And if you DO know, please tell me what I mean - I have no idea.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

May 9, 2007

You funny American. You come work for me. You work my "power" plant and we will laugh together in Tehran. You will run my reactors and I will scram your critical masses. Praise Allah

GayMaryKay

May 9, 2007

That's a CowSuit? Those horns make you appear more like a funky devil. It appears your most recent email is successful. Way to beg! [That's a good sign of a great husband.] HEY-Maybe next time you could try advertizing "nude pix of the Mrs... coming soon!" just a thought

Russ

May 7, 2007

Just an idea if you are doing the Moo Cow...Hmmm what about "Marcy the wayward sheep"

Russ

May 7, 2007

Jon The picture of you and the cooling towers* (*A term I learned from Jon so Copyright Jon )That picture is funny stuff!

Russ

May 7, 2007

Nice site Jon! Very good job! I also joined your email list because you can never have enough spam!

mike irwin

May 7, 2007

good site! now we can stalk you

Erin Reehl

May 7, 2007

Hi Jon!
It looks great! Makes me want to get back into the swing of things. I think it looks real professional yet fun. Nice pictures of you and Marcy - Hope all is well with the both of you. Great Job! Hey - where are you doing "gigs" these days? Miss you guys!

Mr. Eck

May 6, 2007

Is there any good reason that Marcy isn't dressed like a farm animal?

BTW, is it just me, or do the photos look like they were shot by a gospel singer with one bad eye?

Amy Hausman

May 6, 2007

I've never seen these people before, I don't know them and I have no official dealings or business with them whatsoever. Anything they say about me is a lie.

Danny B

May 6, 2007

Jon is a great, funny guy to be around....even after 18 hours straight on the streets of NYC!! ...and just for the record, I had sex with Moo Cow before he was famous.

Uncle Dave

May 6, 2007

This is why the first amendment was created....and quite frankly why it should be repealed. Honestly a grown man dressed as a cow! Actually now that a look at him/it...he is kinda cute....moo baby like you want it....oh...sorry..nice website..got milk?

Lisa Hoefinger

May 6, 2007

Their a very funny couple. Definitely worth going to see them. You'll be glad you did.

Chris Curtin

May 6, 2007

Three Hausman's? Three times the funny. One question: when you go to shows, does the Moo Cow drive? I love the site -- especially the pictures!

Judi Clements

May 6, 2007

The site looks great.
Please put judiclements.com as a link. If I ever figure out how to add links to my site, I'll do the same for you. Loved Marcy's pix.

Charles Paul

May 6, 2007

Did you know that Lindsay Lohan's boyfiend called her Firecrotch? Is that what they call you when you reach some tantric level of the Kama Sutra. "Oh I am sorry Mr Hausman, we cannot fix your flaccid penis. Only the the Firecrotch can save you now"

Tamar Kummel

May 6, 2007

You're awesome! Keep making me laugh.
love, Tamar

Tom L.

May 2, 2007

Great photos!